THE NEW YORKER
Some of Napoleon's Other Complexes
Here at the War Poison Factory, We Want to Run a Progressive Workplace (with Dylan Balliett)
The Time Has Come for Hollywood CEOs to Strike
We Should Start a Commune! (with Maddie Fischer)
An Extremely Laudatory Oral History of Your High School Theatre Program
Oh My God, the Blues Guitarist at the Gastropub Is Sitting Down (with Dylan Balliett)
Our Upcoming Theatrical Season
The House of Lancaster Has a Major Nepotism Problem
I Know I Wasn't Supposed to Tell Hannibal Lecter About My Personal Life, But I'm Not Used to Men Being Such Good Listeners
How Dare You Politicize My Favorite Piece of Inherently Political Pop Culture
Home Solutions for Maskne (with Alexander Laird)
Ways Non-Woke People from History Tried to Be Woke (with Irving Ruan and Alexander Laird)
Anatomy of An Upwardly Mobile Bi-Coastal Elite (with Irving Ruan and Jeremy Nguyen)
Some Different Scary Things to Dwell On All Day
Our Improv Team Just Needs A One-Word Suggestion and These Many Other Things
Dissertations Written By My Cat, Oscar
Please Sublet My Apartment (with Alexander Laird)
Peter Parker: A Superhero, But Also A Teen, Just Like You!
Self-Care Through the Ages
Chekhov's Other Dramatic Principles
Some of Napoleon's Other Complexes
Here at the War Poison Factory, We Want to Run a Progressive Workplace (with Dylan Balliett)
The Time Has Come for Hollywood CEOs to Strike
We Should Start a Commune! (with Maddie Fischer)
An Extremely Laudatory Oral History of Your High School Theatre Program
Oh My God, the Blues Guitarist at the Gastropub Is Sitting Down (with Dylan Balliett)
Our Upcoming Theatrical Season
The House of Lancaster Has a Major Nepotism Problem
I Know I Wasn't Supposed to Tell Hannibal Lecter About My Personal Life, But I'm Not Used to Men Being Such Good Listeners
How Dare You Politicize My Favorite Piece of Inherently Political Pop Culture
Home Solutions for Maskne (with Alexander Laird)
Ways Non-Woke People from History Tried to Be Woke (with Irving Ruan and Alexander Laird)
Anatomy of An Upwardly Mobile Bi-Coastal Elite (with Irving Ruan and Jeremy Nguyen)
Some Different Scary Things to Dwell On All Day
Our Improv Team Just Needs A One-Word Suggestion and These Many Other Things
Dissertations Written By My Cat, Oscar
Please Sublet My Apartment (with Alexander Laird)
Peter Parker: A Superhero, But Also A Teen, Just Like You!
Self-Care Through the Ages
Chekhov's Other Dramatic Principles
McSWEENEY's
What I'll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
Key Ring Chronicles: Little Metal Thing
Erotica for the Age of Hookup Culture
Mom, Dad: I'm A New Media Content Creator
What I'll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes
Key Ring Chronicles: Little Metal Thing
Erotica for the Age of Hookup Culture
Mom, Dad: I'm A New Media Content Creator
HARD DRIVE
PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment
Horror Director Can't Remember If His Movie Is in the 'Conjuring' Universe or Not
Total '90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine
Here Are the 48 Best Times to Take A Bathroom Break During 'Dark Phoenix'
PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment
Horror Director Can't Remember If His Movie Is in the 'Conjuring' Universe or Not
Total '90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine
Here Are the 48 Best Times to Take A Bathroom Break During 'Dark Phoenix'
POINTS IN CASE
Who Could Win a Tony Award This Year?
What I Learned on My Mushroom Retreat for Entrepreneurs
I Had My Face Torn Off By a Bear and Lived to Write This Op-Ed About Vaccination
I've Committed the Perfect Murder!
I'm a Republican Building a Coalition with Democrats, and You Should Stop Worrying About Me Spending So Much Time with Your Wife
I'm the Protagonist of a British Rom-Com and My Dear, I've Been Lying to You
Advice to My Son From Beyond the Grave
The Unwritten Rules of Baseball (with Eric Feurer)
I Am A Funny, Funny Book in A Barnes & Noble Display and I Want to Be With Your Niece
I'd Like to Present an Argument Against Funeral Karaoke
Nothing Gets Me Hotter Than Explaining the Oscars to You, Babe
I'm Writing Today to Recommend My Student and His Viral Fail Video
Who Could Win a Tony Award This Year?
What I Learned on My Mushroom Retreat for Entrepreneurs
I Had My Face Torn Off By a Bear and Lived to Write This Op-Ed About Vaccination
I've Committed the Perfect Murder!
I'm a Republican Building a Coalition with Democrats, and You Should Stop Worrying About Me Spending So Much Time with Your Wife
I'm the Protagonist of a British Rom-Com and My Dear, I've Been Lying to You
Advice to My Son From Beyond the Grave
The Unwritten Rules of Baseball (with Eric Feurer)
I Am A Funny, Funny Book in A Barnes & Noble Display and I Want to Be With Your Niece
I'd Like to Present an Argument Against Funeral Karaoke
Nothing Gets Me Hotter Than Explaining the Oscars to You, Babe
I'm Writing Today to Recommend My Student and His Viral Fail Video
SPLITSIDER
I Am Gareth the Bold, and I Fear No Confrontation
If the Girls in Bunk H Were Your Family Members
I Am Gareth the Bold, and I Fear No Confrontation
If the Girls in Bunk H Were Your Family Members
WEEKLY HUMORIST
The Best Spots in New York to Get A Little Quiet Writing Done
Presidential Candidates Running On A Platform Of Basically Just Charisma
Sorry I Reposted Your Work Without Attribution, But To Be Fair, I'm Also A Bank Robber
Nail Your Job Interview With These 'Greatest Weaknesses' (with Lauren Spinabelli)
The Best Spots in New York to Get A Little Quiet Writing Done
Presidential Candidates Running On A Platform Of Basically Just Charisma
Sorry I Reposted Your Work Without Attribution, But To Be Fair, I'm Also A Bank Robber
Nail Your Job Interview With These 'Greatest Weaknesses' (with Lauren Spinabelli)